Would this be a legal way to keep my wife in a good mood all the time?

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Not Feeling Myself Lately asks:

My wife has severe anger issues, and will never have sex with me… I’m planning to crush 1 mg. xanax pills in each cube compartment of an ice tray then fill each one with water. Freezing many trays, so when she gets a glass and as the ice slowly melts, she’ll gets doses of xanax all through out the day. She never lets the ice fully melt, and has iced drinks all day long. I’m hoping to continue this and she’ll never know, and it will make her happier.

Best answer:

Answer by Chik9874
Yes this is VERY illegal and if caught, you can go to jail! Why not just ask her to go to the Dr. and get put on some medicine? Don’t drug your wife, that’s just wrong!

Besides…xanex is a scheduled Narcotic, if your wife would happen to get drug tested and it’s in her system and she doesn’t have a prescription for it, she could get into trouble!

16 thoughts on “Would this be a legal way to keep my wife in a good mood all the time?

  1. I feel for you bro. Unfortunately, Xanax lowers libido. She simply ain’t going to have sex with you. Happy wife, happy life. If Mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. Unhappy hubby, no trubby. It doesn’t get any easier.

  2. Uh its called battery and poisoning.

    Are you a doctor? No. So its delivery of a controlled substance. Probably date rape too.

    If I were you, I’d hire a good divorce attorney, get rid of the wife and replace her with a nymphomaniac.

    That’s a lot easier and cheaper than 5 to 20 in the state pen.

  3. Are you seriously asking if it would be legal to secretly drug your wife?

    I don’t see anything wrong with that. Carry on.

  4. You’re kidding, I hope, it’s not cool. You think it’s rough now, just wait till she’s got a Xanax addiction. If she misses one dose, you’re going to see the pendulum swing!

  5. Don’t do that. Talk to her. Maybe she can go to the doctor and get some, and what if she is allergic to it. You don’t know. And anyway how are you getting it without a doctor’s prescription.

  6. I believe this is a hoax. But I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and answer this in a mature way.

    Instead of the pills, you should see that she gets help for her ‘anger issues’. As you may know, there are ways to deal with anger … such as anger management courses.

  7. NO! Are you kidding! Drugging a person without their consent is 100% illegal! It’s like date rape… which actually makes sense because you’re planning on getting sex out of it. Nicely tell her that her anger bothers you and she should get help. She can decide to take meds on her own. Sit down and have a nice talk about your feelings.

  8. You could be arrested and sent to prison for this.

    Giving someone drugs without their permission is illegal.

    She could easily overdose and die.

    Don’t do it.

    Also, you don’t know how drugs will effect her or if she is taking other medicine that will interfere with it.

    Take your wife to a counselor if she needs help or to an MD.


  9. Too funny.. but why stop there?? Get some sleeping pills, etc… that way she wont be able to complain about her poor sexual experience.. You’d be doing her a favor.

  10. dude what if she puts 3 4 5 ice cubes in a glass moron it could kill her not to mention its a felony you better re-think your idea of making her happy

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