Chopper Read – Christmas Story


’twas the night before Christmas story read by chopper

25 Responses to “Chopper Read – Christmas Story”

  1. Ivanshere says:

    My favourite quotes ever made by Chopper Reid (they all equal :P ):
    “Bloody Callabanga Surf’s up dude! – not fucken likely!!!! Right!?”
    “And then Chop-Chop said What the fuck are you doing in my living room, you fucking sooty red bastard, aye!?”

    MANY other epic ones XD LOL!

  2. Ivanshere says:

    Oh wait and from when CHopper does hte whether I liked this one as well! :P :
    “Theres gonna be a hail – a hail of fucken bullets coming down on Neville Bartos’s door, aye!?” Or somehting liket hat I LOVED IT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! lol legend!

  3. cherrypiezz25 says:

    Squeak fucken Squeak

  4. Dedokai32 says:

    why dont you just say give me my presents you fat fuck

  5. dragon54543 says:

    he says hom A sexual

  6. RenegadeDeathz says:

    no shit?

  7. laughdancesing says:

    prancing what the fuck!!…….get your fuckin homosexual reindeers of my fucken roof or i will start shooting!!!!!

  8. acreativealias says:

    “probably got a head like a fuckin’ capsicum”

  9. chrisnasif says:

    haha I wish Chopper Ried would come to America

  10. 1986sluggo says:

    You know
    thats not Chopper Read right

  11. chrisnasif says:

    ……what?

  12. 1986sluggo says:

    Yeah Chopper Read is almost 60 and he doesnt have any ears. This is some comedian. hilarious though.

  13. famousshaymus5 says:

    yer the real chopper read is a criminal this is a brilliant impersonation.

  14. oOIMetalForLifeIOo says:

    first its spelt Read and the real chopper is a serial murder…. this is Ronnie Johns half hour and his real ( the murderer) is Mar’k ” Chopper” Read, he got the nickname chopper as he chopped his own ears off just to get out of H devision of prison

  15. chrisnasif says:

    yeah my australian friend told me that, said they made a movie about it, “Chopper,” one of Australia’s greatest films

  16. poolmasterz says:

    thats not funny thats just stupid

  17. burmobrudda says:

    @poolmasterz shut the fuck up its fuckin deadset hilarious

  18. bMxErGuY says:

    lmao milk and biscuts

  19. BINLADEN571 says:

    @1986sluggo nah man it is chopper read, just not chopper reid, Reid’s the criminal that killed 7+ people and went to prison n shit, and this “chopper read” is just a fucking comedian.

  20. epic58 says:

    give me my presents you fat fuck

  21. lukeylittlebaby1993 says:

    rofl

  22. AbattoirDream says:

    he doesnt actually spell it read on here.. its meant to be a rip off of chopper reid..

    whoever made this video is a fuckin retard.. its spelt reid, and its a POEM not a story dipshit.

  23. Lkonae says:

    IMO they’re both the same :P

  24. CaptainEagle09 says:

    00:02 Message flashes on screen

    “Warning: Nothing to output. BFrame decoder lag.”

  25. CaptainEagle09 says:

    LOL! “You can’t keep feeding the poor bastard!”

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